The Positronic Mechanicals · 1970
Don't Jump in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg!
A jazzy warning about a radioactive lake, blending nuclear pollution themes with environmental comedy and atomic humor.
- Era
- The Positronic Mechanicals
- Year
- 1970
- Format
- Single
- Collected by
- Neutronix Industries
Lyrics
Oh, Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg That name's a wild ride, it'll tangle your tongue Down in Massachusetts, where the waters glow green It's a lake with a problem that's a little extreme It's zappin' and buzzin' with a radioactive spark Glowin' in the moonlight, lightin' up in the dark So grab your cool shades, let's swing to the beat And save this ol' lake from a nuclear feat Don't jump in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't swim in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't drink from Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg It's a jazzy ol' lake, but it's glowin' too bright, so don't take that plunge The fish are all sparklin', the frogs glow at night The water's got a shimmer that just ain't quite right Radioactive barrels, they're leakin' below This lake needs a cleanup, or it's gonna explode So snap your cool fingers, let's groove to the sound Call the hazmat team, let's turn it around Decontaminate, baby, let's give it some love For Lake Chargoggagogg, yeah, that’s what it's called Don't jump in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't swim in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't drink from Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg It's a jazzy ol' lake, but it's glowin' too bright, so don't take that plunge Skiddly-zap-zap, chauggagogg, oh my Manchauggagogg, don't let that lake fry Bippity-bop, chaubunagung, oh gee Clean up that glow, set the ecosystem free Now, picture the lake with its waters all clear No radioactive buzz, just the herons draw near The kids can go fishin', the turtles can glide Without glowin' green in the moonlight's soft tide So swing with your heart, let's clean up the spark For Lake Chargoggagogg, we'll light up the dark Together we'll save it, with a wink and a grin, This jazzy ol’ lake, let’s roll up and begin Don't jump in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't swim in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Don't drink from Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg It's a jazzy ol' lake, but it's glowin' too bright, so don't take that plunge